Theory of global unhappiness

It is my understanding that most people in the world are, purely and simply, unhappy. Maybe not from a small time frame point of view because, I guess, it is possible to be happy at some moment in time but I’m 100% sure that, regarding relationships, everyone is globally miserable or will be.
Let’s try to [...]

The definition of Sarcasm…

…according to some old chap whose name I just forgot:
“the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded”
Interesting, but I have to say that redundancy and me don’t get along that well. Although a non-intrusive invasion would be an interesting concept.

I really can’t help myself…

…so I have to share this: http://www.wetherobots.com/2008/02/18/a-valuable-lesson/

How can you tell time is not real?

When the following dialog takes place in front of you:
- Hey dude, do you have a minute?
- Sure, just give me a second.

Dutch people are great…

…at blowing up stuff.
I saw some wicked things in my life, but few compare to experiencing a war zone scenario. And that was the case with the last day of the year in Amsterdam. I mean, there were people shooting rockets at buildings, cars, canals, cats, you name it. There were people jumping with stuff [...]

5 seconds

It is my understanding that people from housing agencies in the Netherlands are like fish: only about 5 seconds of attention span.

i also say

Indeed William, and people seem to suddenly stop in front of you every time you are walking down the street. I find it rather warm and welcoming of them.

a nice day for a new blog

I say Charles, old chap, isn’t this a nice day for a new blog? the sun is not shinning, the temperature is not good, nice women don’t work in our floor… the stars are greatly alligned for this, don’t you think?